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拟人型:一对父子在林中露营,静谧的夜晚,父子俩在帐篷里安睡。这时,帐篷外面忽然渐渐响起了吵闹声,声音越来越大,最后几乎到了震耳欲聋的地步。父亲起身来到帐篷外,惊讶地看到一大群动物正在月光下的林中草地上极度兴奋地又是唱又是跳。父亲奇怪地喊道:“这究竟是怎么回事?”这时儿子慌慌张张地跑过来说:“爸爸,咱们带来的XX牌巧克力全都不见了!”父亲听后下意识地捂住了口袋,一只小猴子却灵活地从附近一棵树上跳下来,拿了父亲口袋里的最后一块XX牌巧克力,迅速地跑开加入了狂欢的队伍。 隐晦型:一家大超市里出现了奇怪的场面,所有的父母都用绳子把孩子拴起来牵着走,而所有的孩子却都在不停地挣扎着想要逃脱。这时画面切至超市门口,门前立着一块大牌子:XX牌糖果,今日到货! 篡改型:天庭之上,玉帝正在和王母边吃着XX牌糖果边欣赏着歌舞表演。太白金星慌慌张张地跑到了殿上:“不好了不好了,那个大闹天宫的孙猴儿又来了!”玉帝皱眉道:“怎么又是他?快快把那些蟠桃、仙丹什么的统统拿给他,打发他去了便是!”太白金星领命而去,不一会儿又折了回来:“不行啊玉帝,那孙猴儿说几千年前吃的破玩意儿谁还稀罕,他只想要您现在最喜欢的!”玉帝万分不舍地看了一眼盘中的XX牌糖果,沮丧地挥了挥手:“罢罢,买个清净,给他便是!”旁边的王母一脸哀怨。最后一个画面:孙悟空背着一个标有XX牌糖果Logo的大口袋,欢天喜地地腾云驾雾而去。 我的点子经常能够得到好评,这让我很是找到了一些感觉,但案子总归是别人的,我的想法再好,最终的功劳也落不到我身上,所以得意一番之后,我还是得老老实实地翻回头来跟我的安全套打交道。 |
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