Miss Universe"s Last Question
Question: Miss America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Miss America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
Question: How can you say so?
Miss America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman.
(applause! applause!)
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美国小姐，请问你们国家怎么描述雄性器官？

在美国我们管它叫绅士。

为什么？

因为它见到女性就会站立

Question: Miss Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Miss Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or toro(bull)
Question: How can you say so?
Miss Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
(applause! applause!)
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西班牙小姐，请问你们国家怎么描述雄性器官？

在我们国家象我们独有的斗牛或公牛

为什么？

因为它看见、、、它就会行动

Question: Miss Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Miss Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
Question: How can you say so?
Miss Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
(applause! applause! applause! applause!)
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菲律宾小姐答，我们说它象流言诽语

因为，它是从嘴到嘴

Question: Miss Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Miss Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
Question: How can you say so?
Miss Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!)

伊朗小姐答，我们说它象贼

因为它们从、、、、、
Question: Miss India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Miss India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
Question: How can you say so?
Miss India: Because it works day and night......
(applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!)
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印度小姐答，我们说它象劳动者，

因为它们不知疲倦的工作
Question: Miss Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Miss Malaysia: Well, I can say that male organs in Malaysia are like proton car.
Question: How can you say so?
Miss Malaysia: Because it looks tough but actually very soft.
(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!)
马来西亚小姐，我们说它象微型车

因为它们外强中干。
Question: Miss Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Miss Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very kiasu (afraid to lose).
Question: How can you say so?
Miss Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.
(applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!)
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新加坡小姐，我们说它象害怕失去的东西

因为它总是要快速反应
Question: Miss China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Miss China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.
Question: How can you say so?
Miss China: Because it brings you to paradise within a few minutes......

(applause! applause! standing ovation! applause! applause!)

中国小姐，我们称它象个航天飞机

因为它一二分钟之内带你到天堂。