以下引自Warren Siegel.>

http://insti.physics.sunysb.edu/~siegel/quack.html

1.       "I have proven that special relativity/quantum mechanics/... is wrong."

2.       "But it's obvious nonsense!"

3.       "You're wrong!"

4.       "BUT I HAVE PROVEN YOU WRONG!!"

5.       "My theory is prettier than the accepted one."

6.       "But Einstein/Feynman/... himself said that a theory must be pretty."

7.       "My theory is better philosophically".

8.       "My theory agrees with the Bible/Quran/..."

9.       "My theory cures the common cold".

10.   "My theory makes more sense."

11.   "Experimental verification isn't important in science."

12.   "My theory doesn't need any complicated math."

13.   "Numbers aren't important in science."

14.   "How you explain something is more important than the numbers."

15.   "You have to spend some time studying my theory."

16.   "Why don't you spend some time telling me what's wrong with my theory?"

17.   "My theory totally replaces the accepted one."

18.   "I know my theory is right, without wasting my time learning the accepted theories."

19.   "I can explain all of physics, and I didn't need to go to graduate school or study any graduate textbooks."

20.   "That's what they told Galileo."

21.   "The establishment always rejects new ideas."

22.   "I knew you were going to say that!"

23.   "I knew you wouldn't listen, you scientists are too arrogant and closed-minded."

24.   "I'm going to talk to a real scientist instead."

25.   "I spend my time helping humanity, you waste your time on garbage."

26.   "You %$#@@%# $% #%#* *#%!!"