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回复:终天看到老梦1K的了~~~ 山芋：0·1K， 红萝卜：0·2K，香蕉：0·65K，其它：0·05K~~总计：1K。 |
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回复:一个关于香蕉的真实的故事，老梦可千万得信我 93年第74届广交会帮一个外贸单位做翻译，那单位的头儿是一老太，脾气挺火爆，把俺当民工使唤，要知道他们出口的可是石材呀，那石狮什么的是没让俺扛，可防风灯、茶几、桌子啥的可没少搬，石材展区在会馆外，晒，热，累...... 老太能当这单位头儿是因为她先生是石材产地的县委书记，所以有身官太太气也正常，而且老太有时很可爱，虽然她把我们使唤得一个足，虽然她见到所有中国人都板起面孔（广交会就是这样，这儿你可难看到长空惯有的爱国热情，那儿日本人可能是最受欢迎的），但老太有几次可把我们逗乐了 一天中午大家吃盒饭，老太太疑惑地问：知了，你说这好笑不好笑，刚才我打电话找美国的史密斯先生退货，他说他正在睡觉，我说你们怎么白天睡觉，他说他们那儿是晚上，你说好笑不好笑，他不想退货就找点别的理由嘛，居然敢骗老娘说他们那儿是晚上！！！ 当时有几个坐在我们石桌上用餐的游民（广交会里常有不租位随处推销的）真的把饭喷出来了，当然后来被老太赶走了。 另一个笑话我听了后就没笑出来 我有次陪张县长去日本，路上千叮咛万嘱咐他别出洋相，在广州他倒是没把洗手水喝下肚，哪知他到了日本还是出了个大洋相。人家摆上的水果他啥也不挑，单挑了香蕉，而且他居然没看出是香蕉，连皮就吃了下去，第一口吃下去日本人好心地提醒他这是香蕉应该剥皮吃，谁知他听完翻译的话后对着翻译大喊大叫：你告诉小日本，我知道这是香蕉！我们那儿也有这种香蕉，而且我们那儿都这么吃香蕉！！！ 后来呢？ 后来，他把那剩下的香蕉连皮带肉地生吞了。再后来，那个日本人走哪儿都会如数家珍地告诉别人：中国江西有个地方风俗很怪，他们那儿吃香蕉真的是不剥皮的...... |
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回复:还是北极光厉害 硬就让老梦梦出一K，所以还劳你继续，让他弄出好几K来才行，不然他的梦就不知道游到哪去了，让你做长空的公证人好不好，专门监督他们两个大版主。 |
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回复:别说这么快 没有人当你是结巴，招摇可是违法啊，呵呵。 ※※※※※※ ......鱼得水逝而相忘於水 鸟乘风飞而不知有风 慎思 慎言......> |
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回复:阿北，来看看你：） 还是那么犀利啊，霍霍~~~过瘾哦：） ※※※※※※ 恨无常，从此醉。 |