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知道俺喜欢乐和，朋友们就常发些好玩的东东，今儿摘一个贴一下子，算是冒个泡儿吧。
译了下，凑合着看吧，关键是男女同学们对照检验下符合国情否，呵呵。 WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 女人的英语 1. Yes = No 是=不 2. No = Yes 不=是 3. Maybe = No 或许吧=不 4. We need = I want.. 我们需要=我想要。。。 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 我很抱歉=你将很抱歉 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble 我们需要好好谈谈=你有麻烦了 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not 好啊，去做好了=你最好不要做。。。 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 你想做啥做啥=你将为此付出代价 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 我一点不生气=我当然很生气，你个白痴！ 10.You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? 你今天晚上相当专心=你满脑子想地都是做爱？ MEN'S ENGLISH: 男人的英语： 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 我很生气=我很生气 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 我困了=我困了 3. I am tired = I am tired 我累了=我累了 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage 这件衣服很漂亮=露得好 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 我爱你=我们现在就上床吧 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 我感觉有点无聊=你想上床吗？ 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 我可以跟你跳支舞吗？=我想跟你上床 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 我可以给打你电话吗=我想跟你上床 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 一起去看场电影吧？=我想跟你上床 10.Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 我可以带你出去晚饭吗？=我想跟你上床 11.I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay 我认为这些鞋子跟衣服不搭配=我是个同性恋 俺们地领悟是彻底地，立即回复： MAN IS ANIMAL （男人是动物） WOMAN IS LIER （女人是骗子） ※※※※※※ 活到老 学到老 拼到老 玩到老 |
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