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动物幽默

[楼主] 作者:maryuan 发表时间:2003/12/15 21:55

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保护动物人人有责

人人要爱鸟护鸟，不捣鸟巢，不掏鸟卵，不做伤害鸟类的事情，以实际行动保护我们的朋友－野生动物；从我做起，用我们的爱心保护这些大自然的生灵,做好保护鸟类的宣传员、救护员；认真宣传贯彻《野生动物保护法》，敢于同破坏野生动物及其栖息环境的违法行为做斗争；让全社会积极行动起来，制止环境污染，改善生态环境，为野生动_</TEXTARE </P> <P><FONT color=#0000ff>来看一看我们身边的动物们的一些幽默</FONT></P></FORM></TD></TR> <TR> <TD align=middle width=752 height=20> <P><FONT color=#6600ff>请将本页转发给你的朋友，让大家一起来关注动物，保护动物。</FONT></P></TD></TR> <TR> <TD align=middle width=752 height=20>1．本性难移</TD></TR> <TR> <TD align=middle width=752 height=380><IMG height=380 src='http://richie.363.net/wish/bxny.jpg' width=250></TD></TR> <TR> <TD align=middle width=752 height=40><BR>2．真正的热狗</TD></TR> <TR> <TD align=middle width=752 height=350><IMG height=348 src='http://richie.363.net/wish/zhzhrg.jpg' width=573></TD></TR> <TR> <TD align=middle width=752 height=40><BR>3．这只猫醉了</TD></TR> <TR> <TD align=middle width=752 height=441><IMG height=439 src='http://richie.363.net/wish/zmzl.jpg' width=640></TD></TR> <TR> <TD align=middle width=752 height=40><BR>4．野狼的饭后运动</TD></TR> <TR> <TD align=middle width=752 height=740><IMG height=738 src='http://richie.363.net/wish/dyldfhyd.jpg' width=672></TD></TR> <TR> <TD align=middle width=752 height=40><BR>5．饥不择食</TD></TR> <TR> <TD align=middle width=752 height=291><IMG height=289 src='http://richie.363.net/wish/jbzsh.jpg' width=277></TD></TR> <TR> <TD align=middle width=752 height=40><BR>6．猫功夫</TD></TR> <TR> <TD align=middle width=752 height=316><IMG height=314 src='http://richie.363.net/wish/mgf.jpg' width=400></TD></TR> <TR> <TD align=middle width=752 height=40><BR>7．圣诞老猫</TD></TR> <TR> <TD align=middle width=752 height=475><IMG height=475 src='http://richie.363.net/wish/shdlm.jpg' width=334></TD></TR> <TR> <TD align=middle width=752 height=40><BR>8．我困了，就在这儿睡了</TD></TR> <TR> <TD align=middle width=752 height=342><IMG height=340 src='http://richie.363.net/wish/wkljzzhshl.jpg' width=472></TD></TR> <TR> <TD align=middle width=752 height=40><BR>9．猫也会... ...</TD></TR> <TR> <TD align=middle width=752 height=482><IMG height=480 src='http://richie.363.net/wish/myh.jpg' width=640></TD></TR> <TR> <TD align=middle width=752 height=40><BR>10．这么好喝</TD></TR> <TR> <TD align=middle width=752 height=340><IMG height=338 src='http://richie.363.net/wish/pjnmhh.jpg' width=360></TD></TR> <TR> <TD align=middle width=752 height=20></TD></TR> <TR> <TD align=middle width=752 height=50><FONT color=#ff0000 size=5> <MARQUEE behavior=alternate>请爱护动物</FONT></MARQUEE></FONT></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <DIV align=center> <CENTER> <TABLE id=AutoNumber1 style='BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse' borderColor=#111111 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width='79%' border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD width='100%'> <P align=left><SPAN class=12pang>呵呵，逗吧~~~<BR>　</SPAN></P> <P class=myfont><SPAN class=12pang>你看到了图片，因为有人在默默的<FONT face=长城广告体繁 color=#ff00ff size=5>关心</FONT>你，你也<FONT face=华文行楷 color=#000099 size=5>爱</FONT>着身边的一些人。</SPAN></P> <P class=unnamed1><SPAN class=12pang>心中有<FONT face=华文行楷 color=#000099 size=5>爱</FONT>，一切将如愿以偿。</SPAN></P> <P class=unnamed1><SPAN class=12pang>把这份<FONT face=方正隶二简体 color=#ff00ff size=5>幸运</FONT>传下去吧，送给你想祝福、关心、<FONT face=华文行楷 color=#000099 size=5>爱</FONT>着的人。</SPAN></P> <P><SPAN class=12pang><BR>转发给<B><FONT color=#800000>5</FONT></B>个人：你的生活会得到改善：</SPAN></P> <P class=unnamed1><SPAN class=12pang><BR>　　　<B><FONT color=#800000>0-4</FONT></B>人: 你会经历一个小小的变化。</SPAN></P> <P class=unnamed1><SPAN class=12pang><BR>　　　<B><FONT color=#800000>5-9</FONT></B>人: 生活如你所愿。</SPAN></P> <P class=unnamed1><SPAN class=12pang><BR>　　 <B><FONT color=#800000>9-14</FONT></B>人: 接下来的三个星期你会有惊喜的发现。</SPAN></P> <P class=tenpt><SPAN class=12pang><BR>　 <FONT color=#800000><B>15</B></FONT>人以上: 你的梦想终会成真。</SPAN></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></CENTER></DIV><br><br><font color=#ff0000>※※※※※※</font><br><font color=#8000FF> <img src='http://www.516m.com/down/ck006.jpg ' width='70' height='100'> <img src=http://www.tomyrose.com/uploadImages/200372617393735387.gif> </font><br><br>转自 <a href=http://818y.xilubbs.com target=_blank><font color=#FF6600>情感四十 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